So it was a really strange dream. More people I don't have any idea who they are. It was mostly black and white, but there were very specific things that had color-- like yellow roses, or the green on the rim of x-box games. This isn't unusual, but just thought I'd make that note. I was in the mall, and I met a guy there (he turned out to be a girl, but more on that later), and he had wavy, layered long chocolate brown hair, like he should be modeling for pantene pro-V. Not my type at all, but very handsome. He wanted to hang out with me, so I said okay. We seemed to have some things in common. Before I knew it, he was acting like it was a date. He also carried yellow roses, I think. We went to a videogame store that looked like an arcade. They didn't have fire emblem for the PS2 and I was disappointed, although I have no earthly idea why I thought fire emblem was out for PS2. Anyway. I KNOW there was something about Yakitate!!Japan, and finding the books for it. And I think I did find them in the dream, which is weird, because today I went to the library and they had volumes 1-26! I took out the first few and I'm almost done, so I intend to exchange them tomorrow for more. =D Anyway, we walked around, and I wandered off on my own (or snuck away-- I seem to be sneaking away from people in my dreams more and more lately. Perhaps this is because I miss not actually being IN my dreams. Recently, I have been active in them more than usual.) So, I take an escalator, which doesn't end at a floor. It ends at an upside down conveyerbelt going up and accross. I am scared of this path because it is upside-down, and I do not know where it leads. There is no way I can ride this thing, but I also cannot go back from where I came. I place both my hands palm up on the upside-down conveyerbelt, and it sucks me up. The world turns upside down, and I am hands and knees on the floor as I arrive at my destination. Whoa. I find myself asking what I ate last night, and realize this must be a dream. 

A happy realization, because when I get back to my date, I tell him that he looks like a girl, and suddenly his shirt fills in and he actually is a girl. I like having power in the dream world. However, I don't like the idea of being on a date with a girl, so I tell her I'm not sure it's working out. She agrees but wants to kiss me, offering the reason of: If I kiss her/him I can decide if gayness is the reason I am not in a relationship. I apologize, but no. Somehow, I think I'm not gay. Not even in my dreams. She/he seems really disappointed, and I feel bad, and try to console her/him. After all, it is my fault he is now a gay woman. This isn't something I'm used to consoling people about, although I don't feel terribly guilty. I wasn't very fond of him, anyway. And I'm also disgruntled about the lack of fire emblem, something that she/he cannot remedy. I should have noticed at this point that if I wanted to I could make a PS2 version of fire emblem appear and play it for the rest of the dream. I am not smart enough to do this, and spend the rest of the dream making up new people who come to be angry at me for making him/her sad. I probably felt bad about not feeling guilty, and needed someone to make me feel more guilty. The End.

What does this all mean? Is there some sort of divine message in this garble? The answer is: yes. Watch what you eat.